pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

(via teardownthemoon)

My boyfriend and I were cuddling and I felt a poke against my elbow and all the sudden he whispered “my penis is on your wenis”

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

(via itsonlyshelley)

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